hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

(via masquedorlais)

dragonageconfessions:

gray-sparrow:

herooflife:

simonjadis:

maybethings:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: I had a dream where I was at some convention watching David Gaider formally announce Chef Gordon Ramsey as the voice of the male Inquisitor for the next game

"This stew is so bad even a Fereldan wouldn’t eat it!"
"You put so many peppers in this, fucking Javaris wants your recipe!"
"That steak is perfectly cooked…FOR BLOOD MAGIC!!!"

"This soup is colder than winter at Ostagar."
"This steak is so burnt that the Chantry’s building statues of it."
"The seasoning is so dull I thought it was one of the Tranquil."
“Have you put deathroot in this?”
"This quail is so bloody; is that Arl Howe in the kitchen?"
"These noodles are as greasy and slippery as a merchant-born."
"This kitchen is so filthy, Oghren wouldn’t go near it."
"This meat is so dull and gray I thought I was back in Denerim."
"This dragonsteak is burnt.”

IM CRYING

"This quail is so raw, Shale’s still trying to stomp it!"
"This dish is as cold as Winter’s Breath!"
"Andraste’s Ashes couldn’t save this fucking dish!"
"Did you let fucking Alistair cook this for you?!"
"This dish would be perfect, if you served it to a Tevinter Magister!"
"Even the demons of gluttony wouldn’t touch this!"
"Even Varic couldn’t bullshit enough to make this meal appealing!"
"This dish is so tainted, the fucking Wardens can sense it!"
"This dish is bloodier than Highever Castle!"
"Morrigan actually approves of this poison you’ve made!"
"Alrik wouldn’t even serve this to a Mage!"
"Did Anders help you collect this shit?!"
"Congratulations! The Templars are trying to annul the God damn kitchen after this disaster!"

Don’t usually reblog confessions but the responses to this really made me laugh. :)

dragonageconfessions:

gray-sparrow:

herooflife:

simonjadis:

maybethings:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: I had a dream where I was at some convention watching David Gaider formally announce Chef Gordon Ramsey as the voice of the male Inquisitor for the next game

"This stew is so bad even a Fereldan wouldn’t eat it!"

"You put so many peppers in this, fucking Javaris wants your recipe!"

"That steak is perfectly cooked…FOR BLOOD MAGIC!!!"

"This soup is colder than winter at Ostagar."

"This steak is so burnt that the Chantry’s building statues of it."

"The seasoning is so dull I thought it was one of the Tranquil."

Have you put deathroot in this?

"This quail is so bloody; is that Arl Howe in the kitchen?"

"These noodles are as greasy and slippery as a merchant-born."

"This kitchen is so filthy, Oghren wouldn’t go near it."

"This meat is so dull and gray I thought I was back in Denerim."

"This dragonsteak is burnt.”

IM CRYING

"This quail is so raw, Shale’s still trying to stomp it!"

"This dish is as cold as Winter’s Breath!"

"Andraste’s Ashes couldn’t save this fucking dish!"

"Did you let fucking Alistair cook this for you?!"

"This dish would be perfect, if you served it to a Tevinter Magister!"

"Even the demons of gluttony wouldn’t touch this!"

"Even Varic couldn’t bullshit enough to make this meal appealing!"

"This dish is so tainted, the fucking Wardens can sense it!"

"This dish is bloodier than Highever Castle!"

"Morrigan actually approves of this poison you’ve made!"

"Alrik wouldn’t even serve this to a Mage!"

"Did Anders help you collect this shit?!"

"Congratulations! The Templars are trying to annul the God damn kitchen after this disaster!"

Don’t usually reblog confessions but the responses to this really made me laugh. :)

Female Subversion in a Christmas Carol

mirousworlds:

As the Christmas season comes to an end, I wanted to talk about one of my favorite medieval songs, "Adam Lay Ibounden."

The text dates from the fifteenth century by an anonymous poet or minstrel. Most of my sources say it’s a Christmas carol, though I don’t know what the proof for that is….

imrosetyler:

David Tennant’s Visible Accent Appreciation Post

FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: kelseycantmath, via masquedorlais)

harry2016:

me first day of the semester: I’M GONNA GET AN A!!!!! I BETTER ORGANIZE MY NOTES!!!! I’M WRITING THIS IN MY PLANNER!!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!!!! I’M SETTING MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY

me the night before finals week: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT shit shit shit shit shit shit shit… shit… sh…. ss.ss….. ..i don’t care haha

Appropriate for teachers too

(Source: hotsenator, via masquedorlais)

That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off:

laugh-addict:

image

via laugh-addict!

so me rn

(Source: lovelydyedlocks, via bohemiannouvelle)

The Greatest and Noblest of professions

katy-mylady:

iamlittlei:

incognerdo:

pablophonic:

hisnamewasbeanni:

probabilitiesofcircumstance:

everyfiredies:

hisnamewasbeanni:

miss-kang:

I am teacher.

I hold the answers to many of the world’s most profound questions.

"What time is…

Yes, this

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Tom Mison as he appears in Sleepy Hollow as Ichabod Crane reminds me a lot of Anders. Even the way he acts is similar to Anders and I find it funny that Ichabod’s wife, Katrina, is a witch. If Dragon Age was ever to become a live action movie—which it more than likely won’t—I’d hope that they would have Tom Mison play that lovable mage.

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Tom Mison as he appears in Sleepy Hollow as Ichabod Crane reminds me a lot of Anders. Even the way he acts is similar to Anders and I find it funny that Ichabod’s wife, Katrina, is a witch. If Dragon Age was ever to become a live action movie—which it more than likely won’t—I’d hope that they would have Tom Mison play that lovable mage.

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

(via bohemiannouvelle)

comedycentral:

If this isn’t the best analogy for the government shutdown, I just don’t know what is.

Click here to watch the entire segment.

(via avianawareness)